Political Correctness

Here's a definition of political correctness for all you honest, American folks (courtesy of urbandictionary.com):

Political Correctness: See "bullshit." Proof that George Orwell was way ahead of his time when he wrote his "1984" novel.

Examples of politically correct bullshit:

midget = vertically challenged
fat = horizontally challenged
perverted = sexually dysfunctional
alive = temporarily metabolically abled
Negro = African American
Indian = Native American
Anyone from Central America, South America, or the Carribean = Hispanic
body odor = nondiscretionary fragrance
dishonest = ethically disoriented
gay = different
wrong = differently logical
dead = living impaired
pregnant = parasitically opressed
fired = laid off
poor = financially inept
homeless = residentially flexible
tall = person of height
garbage-man = sanitation engineer
blind = visually challenged