My Career In World Domination

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After college, I will go into accounting. This unassuming field will serve as a disguise for my actual ambition: world domination. I’ll start out by leading the liberal Universal Peace SuperHappyism movement. It will stress love, freewill, and fair conduct. The crux of SuperHappyist philosophy will be a kind of communism that respects all people according to their merit, not their religion, income, gender, race, ethnicity, age, location or favored barbeque meat. I’m sure people will buy into this.